Or what about the Piano Man gives me a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack.
“If I were human, I’d fear heart disease more than you. You know, the silent killer. Clogged arteries don’t play Billy Joel.”
Or how Quintus Horatius Flaccus inspired like half the opening to Last Week Tonight
If you want to see the cover you have to click. Because I said.
Where I try to sweet talk myself out of an unexcused absence by sharing the real secret to writing
When I say I enjoy watching you suffer, please understand I’m totally laughing with you.
The trick is offering people the right carrot. That carrot is money.
Writers who put themselves out there are the voices we need out there
I guess you can say I made a pact with the devil if it was a story plot I cooked up.
Or: The Obligatory Why I Write Post