The definitive discussion guide for America’s new favorite urban fantasy novelette.
Because, let’s face it, that “trying” thing gets mixed results at best.
“If I were human, I’d fear heart disease more than you. You know, the silent killer. Clogged arteries don’t play Billy Joel.”
Or how Quintus Horatius Flaccus inspired like half the opening to Last Week Tonight
Where I try to sweet talk myself out of an unexcused absence by sharing the real secret to writing
When I say I enjoy watching you suffer, please understand I’m totally laughing with you.
The trick is offering people the right carrot. That carrot is money.