We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
I just want to know why they get all my stuff.
A source you respect for some reason.
Because, let’s face it, that “trying” thing gets mixed results at best.
Or what about the Piano Man gives me a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack.
Or how Quintus Horatius Flaccus inspired like half the opening to Last Week Tonight
Where I try to sweet talk myself out of an unexcused absence by sharing the real secret to writing
When I say I enjoy watching you suffer, please understand I’m totally laughing with you.
Writers who put themselves out there are the voices we need out there
I guess you can say I made a pact with the devil if it was a story plot I cooked up.