The Killbug Eulogy Chapter 2

April 22, 2015
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A real life dugbug hollowing out a tunnel below Fuckhill Tiger Sutra.

Howard Grayson really likes human women, but stranded on alien bug planet, he's opening up to other options.

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The Killbug Eulogy Chapter 1

January 17, 2015
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deathflowers

Ever since the army chaplain's face was eaten off by larvae, protocol at funerals has called for the closest survivor at the time of death to give the eulogy. No exceptions!

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The Spigot Girl

April 5, 2014
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The true mark of a Slovene master plumber

She's a real turn on.

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50 Excuses for an Attractive Woman to Hold Up a Sandwich

January 3, 2014
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Eggplant pictured. Roast beef too valuable to be wasted.

Because television advertisers clearly have difficulty with this one.

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Get Off My Lawn

August 28, 2013
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This lawn manicured into the shape of a fist shakes itself at young people whenever the wind blows.

A fist gnarled and varicose enough to shake at everyone under thirty

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The Certified Authentic Emporium

August 23, 2013
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A genuine Sean Eisenberg piece representing the voyage of Dionysus in the style of a 5th Century B.C.E. Attic black-figure kylix (28 cm, crayon on cardboard). Signed 'Ezekiel potomus' on the outer lip.

That middle word: I do not think it means what you think it means.

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The Uncanny Dr Kornpeppir

Mental health is just one tiny physical adjustment away.

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No Man’s Privilege

Huddled in bombs shelters, people listen on the radio to mass said by the Abbot of the Order of Septic Monks. What is the meaning…

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WFUT News

A radio station broadcasts local news from thirty years in the future.

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