The Spigot Girl

April 5, 2014
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The true mark of a Slovene master plumber

She's a real turn on.

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50 Excuses for an Attractive Woman to Hold Up a Sandwich

January 3, 2014
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Eggplant pictured. Roast beef too valuable to be wasted.

Because television advertisers clearly have difficulty with this one.

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Get Off My Lawn

August 28, 2013
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This lawn manicured into the shape of a fist shakes itself at young people whenever the wind blows.

A fist gnarled and varicose enough to shake at everyone under thirty

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The Certified Authentic Emporium

August 23, 2013
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A genuine Sean Eisenberg piece representing the voyage of Dionysus in the style of a 5th Century B.C.E. Attic black-figure kylix (28 cm, crayon on cardboard). Signed 'Ezekiel potomus' on the outer lip.

That middle word: I do not think it means what you think it means.

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The Naming of a Nation

August 21, 2013
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A mockup of one design for the national flag proposed at the selection committee of 1920.

No maker of destiny is more powerful than spitework.

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Christ the Knight Errant

August 12, 2013
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For esoteric reasons, the Church of Christ the Knight Errant uses round tables for picnics.

Move over Sir Galahad: let someone who knows what it looks like find the Grail!

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Feature

The Uncanny Dr Kornpeppir

Mental health is just one tiny physical adjustment away.

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No Man’s Privilege

Huddled in bombs shelters, people listen on the radio to mass said by the Abbot of the Order of Septic Monks. What is the meaning…

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WFUT News

A radio station broadcasts local news from thirty years in the future.

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